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Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Frank Zappa
Guitar
Roy Estrada
Bass Guitar
Ray Collins
Percussion
Elliot Ingber
Guitar
Jimmy Carl Black
Drums
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Frank Zappa
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Tom Wilson
Producer
Ami Hadani
Recording Engineer
Val Valentin
Recording Engineer
Lyrics
Help, I'm a rock, help, I'm a rock
Help, I'm a rock, help, I'm a rock (Somebody, please, please, please)
Help, I'm a rock, help, I'm a rock
Help, I'm a rock, help, I'm a rock (Wow, wow)
Help, I'm a rock, help, I'm a rock (Somebody help me)
Wow, man, it's a drag being a rock
Help, I'm a rock, help, I'm a rock, help, I'm a rock
I wish I was anything but a rock
Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman
Hey, you know what, you know maybe if I practiced, you know
Maybe if I passed my driving test
I could get a gig drivin' that bus and pick some freaks up in front of Ben Franks, right!
Help, I'm a cop, help, I'm a cop
Help, I'm a cop, help, I'm a cop, help, I'm a cop (Help, I'm a rock, help, I'm a rock)
It's a drag being a cop, I think I'd rather be the mayor
I always wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you know
I always wondered whether or not, whether or not I could make it
You know, in society, because
You know it's a drag when you're rejected
So I tore the cover off a book of matches and I sent in
And I got this letter back that said
Written by: Frank Zappa