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PERFORMING ARTISTS
Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa
Guitar
Roy Estrada
Roy Estrada
Bass Guitar
Ray Collins
Ray Collins
Percussion
Elliot Ingber
Elliot Ingber
Guitar
Jimmy Carl Black
Jimmy Carl Black
Drums
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Tom Wilson
Tom Wilson
Producer
Ami Hadani
Ami Hadani
Recording Engineer
Val Valentin
Val Valentin
Recording Engineer

Lyrics

Help, I'm a rock, help, I'm a rock
Help, I'm a rock, help, I'm a rock (Somebody, please, please, please)
Help, I'm a rock, help, I'm a rock
Help, I'm a rock, help, I'm a rock (Wow, wow)
Help, I'm a rock, help, I'm a rock (Somebody help me)
Wow, man, it's a drag being a rock
Help, I'm a rock, help, I'm a rock, help, I'm a rock
I wish I was anything but a rock
Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman
Hey, you know what, you know maybe if I practiced, you know
Maybe if I passed my driving test
I could get a gig drivin' that bus and pick some freaks up in front of Ben Franks, right!
Help, I'm a cop, help, I'm a cop
Help, I'm a cop, help, I'm a cop, help, I'm a cop (Help, I'm a rock, help, I'm a rock)
It's a drag being a cop, I think I'd rather be the mayor
I always wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you know
I always wondered whether or not, whether or not I could make it
You know, in society, because
You know it's a drag when you're rejected
So I tore the cover off a book of matches and I sent in
And I got this letter back that said
Written by: Frank Zappa
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