The Ketchup Song

There was a guy from P E I they used to call Potato

He met this young Leamington Ontario tomato

But he had eyes for other girls and she was a little mushy

So they said, well, let's get wed, there's no sense being fussy

Big size french fries, how they love tomatoes

So, dress 'em up with Heinz ketchup

Ketchup loves potatoes

Ketchup loves potatoes

Well, he went down to Windsor town to buy a ring on Monday

Saturday, they said, okay, we'll cut the cake on Sunday

But Sunday came and what a shame, they had no one to fetch it

Without a cake they just sat and ate potato chips and ketchup

Big size french fries, how they love tomatoes

So, dress 'em up with Heinz ketchup

Ketchup loves potatoes

Ketchup loves potatoes

And so this guy from P E I they used to call Potato

He's got two boys and a little girl, two spuds and one tomato

They romp and run around Leamington and boy, when they get hungry

The bottle drips all over the chips way down in the ketchup country

Big size french fries, how they love tomatoes

So, dress 'em up with Heinz ketchup

Ketchup loves potatoes

Ketchup loves potatoes