Soopaman Luva 3

Look, up in the sky

It's a bird

It's a plane

Nah, motherfuckers

I was flyin' through the motherfuckin' sky

With my blunt full of lye, bombazee on fire

Code name be the Soopaman

Cock my Luger

Blast your state trooper, I'm on the run G

I've got these hoes spreaded, from Japanese to diabetics

Toes stay painted because of my foot fetish

You damn right, they had to ban me from eatin' pussy all night

W-W-F'n bitches

Slammin' 'em into rope like Shawn Mike

I can't be touched, bitch, I disco in kryptonite

Shit, I'm broke as hell

I had to buy all my girls 5411 Reeboks at wholesale

Almost got caught boostin' out of Modell's

Bitches on my coattails like they coat rails

Can't even go in a jam without a bitch grabbin' my hand

And squeezin' my ass sayin', "You's the man"

That's who the fuck I be

I got a college degree on bombzee and wreckin' MC's

Makin' shit happen like Little Cease'

I come from a land of fonto leaf, bark from trees

That stick in your hand and lakes rollin' seaweed

Criminals be up to no good

So I tuck a heater

Bulletproof suit still in the fuckin' cleaners

But anyways

I bumped into my neighbor Johnny Blaze

Told me there's a bitch up the block who got more cock than AK's

The bitch just moved in, in building 210

Right next door to the Fantastic Four and the Penguin

Good lookin', Johnny, 5-O's right behind me

Let me act like I know and get ghost

Tuck in my Nina-Ross, get my cape and shades

Now I'm off with the Soopaman, three antidote

(While the planets and the stars and the moons collapse)

'Cause I am so cool

(When I raise my trigger finger, all you **** hit the deck)

'Cause I am so cool

('Cause ain't no need for that, hustlers and hardcore)

'Cause I am so cool

(Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Dogs)

'Cause I am so cool

Ay yo, word up

To make a long story short and shit

I went to the bitch house

And this is what the fuck happened

Ay yo, knock knock, "Who is it?"

"It's the Soopa here to pay that ass a visit

Heard you wasn't givin' up your pussy, so I got the right dick to get with

Where yo man at bitch?"

"He's out of town flippin' biscuits"

"Well open up the door then, before I start unloadin'

On your pussy from here and leave it swollen"

"Ay yo, how I know it's you?"

"Ay yo, check my credentials

I eat yo' gun lead and shit out number two pencils

I ate a ton of dog shit, ain't never got sick

Bitch, I even know how many keys your man flip

I'm low down and dirty but not ashamed

I know all these pussy ass cops by their first name

Smoked a pound of Purple Rain and kept control

Bitch, I was the third **** on the grassy knoll

And you askin' me how you know it's the Soopa

Open the door, I just blast on state trooper"

She opened up the door and I walked in

She grabbed the hammer and nailed it till I'm locked in

I said, "Yo, whats up bitch? You must be trippin'

You must wanna see how this .38 be spittin'"

"Nah nah, boo, it's my ex-boyfriend, he be buggin'

He can't take it no more that I don't wanna fuck him

I was gonna get this **** Faride to snuff him"

"Well if he come back through, I'm not talkin', I'm bustin'

Zip my zipper down, bitch, and start suckin'

Get your anus wet for long dick fuckin'"

"Ooh I like the way you talk, just put it in my mouth"

"Yeah, and I'ma keep that shit in when I'm comin'"

Fucked for 36 minutes and 12 seconds

"Hit it from the back"

Oh yeah bitch, no question

Turn that ass around, she had tattoos of names on her back

She said, "I keep track"

I started readin' her back, I couldn't believe

I read one name, it said EPMD

I turned her ass around and I said, "No, it couldn't be"

It was the (J to the A to the N to the E)

Her pussy walls grabbed my dick so I'm stuck

So I burnt that ass from that blunt has I lit up

"Ow", she jumped up, puffed up, started yellin'

I smacked her, cracked her, put her in a full nelson

"Okay, okay, okay, okay I give up

Besides Soopaman Luva, I think I hear my ****"

Ay yo, car pulls up, he steps up and stick his keys in

The door open, I snatched him up for no reason

Gave him a two piece with a biscuit, laid him out

Oh shit, it was that **** Parrish Smith