2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten

You can't depend on anything, really

There's no promises, there's no point

There's no good, there's no bad

In this dirty little joint

No dope smoking, no beer sold after twelve o'clock

Rosedale, Mississippi, Magic City Juke Joint

Mr. Johnson sings over in a corner by the bar

Sold his soul to the devil so he can play guitar

2 cool 2 be 4-gotten

Hey, hey

2 cool 2 be 4-gotten

Man runnin' thru the grass outside

Says he wants to take up serpents

Says he will drink the deadly thing

And it will not hurt him

House rules, no exceptions

No bad language, no gambling, no fighting

Sorry, no credit, don't ask

Bathroom wall reads, "Is God the answer? Yes"

2 cool 2 be 4-gotten

Hey, hey

2 cool 2 be 4-gotten

June bug versus hurricane

June bug versus hurricane

Hey, hey

I had a lover

I thought he was mine

Thought I'd always be his valentine

Leaning against the railing of a Lake Charles bridge

Overlooking the river, leaning over the edge

He asked me, "Would you jump into the water with me?"

I told him, "No way, baby, that's your own death you see"

2 cool 2 be 4-gotten

Hey, hey

2 cool 2 be 4-gotten

June bug versus hurricane

June bug versus hurricane

Hey, hey

Hey, hey

Hey, hey