MST3K Love Theme

In the not too distant future

Next Sunday A.D

There was a guy named Jonah

Not too different then you or me

He worked at Gizmonic institute

Just another mug in a yellow jumpsuit

A distressed call came in for him

At half past noon

That's when an evil woman trapped him

On the dark side of the moon

I'll send him cheesy movies

The worst I can find (la, la, la)

He'll have to sit and watch them all

And we'll monitor his mind

Now keep in mind that Jonah can't control

When the movies begin or end

So he'll have to keep his sanity

With the help of his robot friends

Robot roll call

Gambot

Gypsy

Tom Servo

Crow

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes

And other science facts (la, la, la)

Then repeat to yourself

It's just a show,  I should really just relax

For Mystery Science Theater 3000