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Jim Carrey
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COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Dr. Seuss
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Jeffrey Price
Screenwriter
Peter S. Seaman
Screenwriter
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
The nerve of those Whos
Inviting me down there, on such short notice
Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it
One o'clock, wallow in self pity
Four thirty, stare into the abyss
Five o'clock, solve world hunger, tell no one
Five thirty, jazzercise
Six thirty, dinner with me, I can't cancel that again
Seven o'clock, wrestle with my self-loathing
I'm booked
Well, if I bump the loathing to to nine
I could still be done in time to lay in bed
And stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness
But what would I wear?
Written by: Cynthia Weil, James Horner