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PERFORMING ARTISTS
Tab Hunter
Tab Hunter
Lead Vocals
Andy Muson
Andy Muson
Bass Guitar
Andy Tennant
Andy Tennant
Background Vocals
Aurelio Padron
Aurelio Padron
Background Vocals
Carlos Vega
Carlos Vega
Drums
Charles Mcgowan
Charles Mcgowan
Background Vocals
Dennis Daniels
Dennis Daniels
Background Vocals
Donna King
Donna King
Background Vocals
Ivy Austin
Ivy Austin
Background Vocals
Joel C. Peskin
Joel C. Peskin
Saxophone
Louis St. Louis
Louis St. Louis
Keyboards
Sandra Gray
Sandra Gray
Background Vocals
Tim May
Tim May
Electric Guitar
Vicki Hunter
Vicki Hunter
Background Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Dennis Linde
Dennis Linde
Songwriter
Bob Bornstein
Bob Bornstein
Copyist
Louis St. Louis
Louis St. Louis
Arranger
Michael Gibson
Michael Gibson
Horn Arranger
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Louis St. Louis
Louis St. Louis
Producer
Murray McFadden
Murray McFadden
Recording Engineer
Gary Luchs
Gary Luchs
Assistant Engineer

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
The parts of a flower are so constructive
That very, very often the wind will cause pollination
If not, then a bee or any other nectar gathering
Creature can create the same situation
Yes, anything that gets the pollen to the pistils
Right on the list, I'll try to make it crystal-clear
The flower's insatiable passion
Turns its life into a circus of debauchery
[Verse 2]
Now you see just how the stamen gets its lusty dust onto the stigma
And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy starts in spring is no enigma
We call this quest for satisfaction a what, class?
[Verse 3]
A photo-periodic reaction
[Verse 4]
Oh, that's good, oh, that's very good
Hey, I'm lost, where are we?
Chapter two, page five
[Chorus]
Reproduction, reproduction
Put your pollen tube to work
Reproduction, reproduction
Make my stamen go berserk
Reproduction
I don't think they even know what a pistil is
I got your pistil right here
Where does the pollen go?
[Verse 5]
Next chapter, in an abstract way, the same thing applies
To the reproductive organs of the more complex life forms
But now we are dealing with sexual response
Are there any questions before we begin reading?
[Verse 6]
Is it possible the female member of some sex on a couch
Could like get this guy all hot and she never even knew it?
When a warm-blooded mammal in a tight little sweater
Starts pullin' that stuff, is she sayin' that she wants to do it?
[Verse 7]
Can't prove it by me, 'cause they change their tune
When you got 'em in the back seat
With his heart beatin' fast
They make it sound like a track meet, gross
Yeah, then all they can do is say, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no "
[Chorus]
Reproduction, reproduction
Baby, give it to me now
Reproduction, reproduction
Is that all you think about?
Reproduction
Come on baby, show me that you really love me so
Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up
Where does the pollen go?
[Verse 8]
The human is the only being capable of consciously controlling its number of offspring
Have any comments on this?
Mr. Stuart, is it true that guys like you, you know, mature and all
Carry some protection with them for sexual occasions?
[Verse 9]
What's the big deal? Can't a girl just do that thing in a book
Where she adds up the days of her, uh, what do you call it, mentalstration?
Oh, that's really neat
Yeah, and what'll the guy say when the numbers don't add up right, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
[Chorus]
Reproduction, reproduction
Hope he's proud of what he's done
Reproduction, reproduction
He was only bookin' fun
Reproduction
See what happens when a boy and girl
Don't know how to play it safe?
[Outro]
Reproduction, reproduction
Reproduction, reproduction
Reproduction, reproduction
Reproduction
Where does the pollen go?
Written by: Dennis Linde
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