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Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Ludacris
Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Christopher Bridges
Songwriter
Shondrae Crawford
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Glenn Schick
Mastering Engineer
Mike Wilson
Mixing Engineer
Shondrae Crawford
Producer
Lyrics
Yeah, come see this ****
Come see this ol' light-skinned motherfucker
I seen him and I'm addicted
Disturbing tha Peace is the clique
Please tell these fake-ass **** who you are
I be that **** named Luda
Alert, alert, it's the ATLien intruder
College Park water boy, spit in your cooler
I Jam till they Def
They call me Slick Dick the Ruler
Women indeed, keep your eyes closed
'Bows blows, come on out them clothes, hoe
Low pros, low blows, watch out for the po-po
And I chose to be the number one contender
Southern offender, fuckin' up your whole agenda
When I walk, you try to run
When I run, you try to hide
You skated the snap of my finger
Call me Golden Glide
It's you and I, do or die, who am I?
I got a pocket full of family stones, cats think I'm sly
Why try? You one of them **** that like to cheat death
And I'm one of them **** that rip up excursions
Till there's no seats left
You shit out wheat Chex, and fart out deep breaths
While we talk darts at the bottom of y'all V-necks
Who, that **** Chris?
Oh, that ****'s alright
That **** can't fuck with me though
Let me get on the mic
****, who the fuck are you, ****?
I be that **** Bronze Bridges
Players wanna ball, but go on strike 'cause of my pitches
They think I want they bitches
But I don't want no pigeons
Yet pigeons can scrub my dishes
And y'all don't want no scrubs
Till y'all pull out y'all extensions
Y'all in school detention and'll never come out
Man, I'll cut your achilles tendon and put a sock in your mouth
'Cause we the shit in the South
They know what I'm talkin' about
You see we Jack and we Daniels
Y'all Earl and Ralph
4-Ize twirl it out, lick it dry and tend it to flames
Now even Joshua can come to war with these games
These bitch **** is lame and coming down with the reigns
You all wet behind the ears, but it's a drought in your brain
And that's the simple and plain, man
Three-W dot, sh-
(Man, that dude Luder's got that hotter than hot, shh)
Well, shut the fuck up
Before you get, cut the fuck up
Hold on, man
Hold on, lil' buddy
Y'all talkin' 'bout shorty, man?
Shorty up at the radio station?
Shorty be poppin', man
My man, let the name be known
Who y'all talkin' 'bout?
I be that **** that love a lover
I'm nastier than thinkin' about your parents sex each other
No glove, no love, better tell your dick to run for cover
So when lightning strikes, you'll be safe on a few rubbers
If you know what I mean
Not everybody's Mr. and Mrs. Clean
Some get burnt like Freddie Kruger, sweet dreams
Girls backin' they ass up, now they 400 degreez, ha
Hot girl, tryin' to give it to **** up on the block, girl
Have you screamin', "Stop, girl"
I rock worlds with my nine-inch Louisville slugger
Still wonder why they call me lover, lover
Self explainatorium
Ass valedictorian
I bring 'em back to the future like an '85 Delorean
The Luda drug emporium
On the counter prescriptions
You like my diction
And my doctor-nurse convention
I place the stethoscope quite close to your titty
And have your butt cheeks red, man, like Uncle Quilly
See me, see me
C.E.O
D.T.P
Infamous 2-0
Fate Forrester
4-Eezy
Shondreezy on the beat
Playaz Circle, Titty Boy
College Park, ****
Virgo, ****, what, what?
Written by: Christopher Bridges, Shondrae Santiago