Real Thing (feat. Future)

Told her pop that **** for me on a jet ski

She said I might even lick it if you let me

You know I would kill the **** when you met me

And that's why none of mine can regret me

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah

Throw the cash up high, it's all there

Pop that **** for me on a jet ski

She wanna **** 'cause the chain Wayne Gretzky

I would hit it out in public if she let me

Jut tryna **** her twin sister, she gon' let me

I could make that **** squirt, wanna bet me?

Said I'll hit this **** so good she can't forget me

I can't have no bird **** disrespect me

But you know I'll curb a **** if she sweatin' me

I be smoking Presidential's gon' elect me

All the white girls wanna give me Becky

All the time a **** **** her in a fresh tee

A **** mad that I'm sad, tryna threat me

I be balling, need a ESPY

That's your girlfriend, she my bestie

If you saying let's be honest, girl, then let's be

I'm tryna see you and lil mama on a jet ski, yeah

Yeah, the real thing

I don't wanna do it if it's not the real thing

She don't wanna do it if you ain't got the bill paid

All my boss **** know I got the bill paid

Bad **** and they want the real thing

I don't wanna do it if it's not the real thing

She don't wanna do it if you ain't got the bill paid

All my boss **** know I got the bill paid

**** her twin sister now she hate me

Brrt, brrt, please order up the jet key

I just changed my number, you can call and sext

At your location though when you address me

Knock it out the park, Ken Griffey

Ooh, ooh, ooh, all these missed calls, we'd never miss

Ooh, ooh, and a lot of bad **** with no IG

She don't post, so I know she won't expose me

I'ma stamp every country on your ID

They can't smoke me, you know they tryna find me

When I give the paper to you and it's crispy

And these Benji Franklin's stacked up in your Birkin

Fell in love with a **** drinking codeine

How you gon' fall for a **** drinking creatine?

Fell in love with a **** drinking codeine

How you gon' fall for a **** drinking creatine?

Yeah, the real thing

I don't wanna do it if it's not the real thing

She don't wanna do it if you ain't got the bill paid

All my boss **** know I got the bill paid

Bad **** and they want the real thing

I don't wanna do it if it's not the real thing

She don't wanna do it if you ain't got the bill paid

All my boss **** know I got the bill paid

I got a thick, thick, thick white ****

My set is **** **** and I'm rich

Keep a forty with extend-o on the grip

You know I gotta have it on me

'Cause my **** out here lit

I ain't even know she was your ****, dog

She been throwing **** at me, Michael Vick, dog

Steady quarterbacking at the kick off

No pun intended I just her with the pick

Shove **** in the mix, **** is lit

I might even stop to pose for a pic

Looking at my ex and she sick, yeah

She don't like that I just pulled up with you

****  it, tell a **** to bust it

I ain't come to t-t-talk, I came to t-t-touch it

She came to s-s-suck me off, then baby, s-s-suck it

She's tryna s-s-send a Snap, well baby, time to bust it

Yeah, the real thing

I don't wanna do it if it's not the real thing

She don't wanna do it if you ain't got the bill paid

All my boss **** know I got the bill paid

Bad **** and they want the real thing

I don't wanna do it if it's not the real thing

She don't wanna do it if you ain't got the bill paid

All my boss **** know I got the bill paid