Remind Me

Yo

I bust in, devilish grin

Disgustin', asshole, freckle cheeks

And a butt chin

Callin' all party animals

Get on the floor

When I pop up on some

Whac-A-Mole shit

In search of a chick who's stacked and so thick

And implants are so big

She can hang me up on that rack, big ol' tits

Like Anna Nicole Smith

Body's bananas and sass to go with

I spot you at first glance and go "Shit!"

You wearin' those pants that don't fit

That butt won't ever give up

That's why you stick it out no matter what, huh?

'Cause you got an ass that won't quit

So, get on the horn, my saxophone

Grab hold of my instrument, get a grasp, and blow

You just laugh and go "Heehee"

'Cause you're just as nasty so that's appropriate

That's why

I love you, 'cause you remind me of me

That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (Yeah, me)

I said I love you, 'cause you remind me of me

That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me, nasty (Yeah, me)

You know, I'm wearin' a new shirt tonight too

With me on it

I'm lookin' at your tight rear like a sightseer

Your booty is heavy duty, like diarrhea

The plan's to bring you to my house

You're drinkin' Jack and Beam

I'm thinkin' soon this tramp'll lean so we should bounce

But you're outta your tube-top

If you're thinkin' that mi casa es su casa

Yeah, you're a cute fox

Perfect ten so back that up like a moonwalk

Girl, you're smokin' like Snoop Dogg

But you must be tokin' if you think you're takin' over my quarters

There goes the dime into the jukebox

Two shots of blue Hpnotiq and soon I'll

Turn this pool hall to a barroom brawl

So, Rick, scratch on the break like the cue ball

Turn the volume all the way up on your boombox

And excuse the locker room talk, I'm just too raw

But apparently, so are you, ma

'Cause you just kicked me in the balls and told me to screw off

And that's why

I love you, 'cause you remind me of me

That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (Yeah, me)

I said I love you, 'cause you remind me of me

That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me, nasty (Yeah, me)

Said can I take you home, where we can be alone?

Shorty, you the shit, girl, I order you to sit

I know you're probably feelin' me more than you admit

Pull up a chair, sweetie, let me order you a drink

I only go to meetings court-ordered from a shrink

So from the bottom to the top, floor to ceilin'

You ain't run of the mill, you're one in a million

'Cause real tits are still fun

But everybody knows fake tits are still better than real ones

So come and spend the night with the guy most are terrified of

But tonight, curiosity overrides ya

Beside ya fired up like a starter pistol

Crystal, let's slides huns, tonight I'm your pilot

'Cause you should be up in the sky, girl

You're so fucking fly, you belong in the mile high club

So come on, baby, the night's young

Don't string me along, I'm high-strung

We might wind up ubound like we're tryin' for the Cy Young

Fuckin' 'fore we get to the house

Screwin' our brains out like changing a lightbulb

That's why I like ya, 'cause I'm crazy just like ya

Now every time I get brain, you screw mine up

I barely can think straight, your head game is a mindfuck

So ready, set, aim and fire

Yes, babe, I’m fallin' in like, that's kinda, why I love

I love you, 'cause you remind me of me

That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (Yeah me)

I said I love you, 'cause you remind me of me

That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me, nasty (Yeah, me)