Taffy

One, two, three

My friend's got a bruise on his leg

A bruise on his leg every time you speak

My friend's got a bruise on his leg

Where I press my knee every time you speak

Actually, bottom line

You tell the truth sometimes

Sometimes you tell the truth

Like you're pulling taffy

My friend's got a bruise on his arm

A bruise on his arm every time you speak

My friend's got a bruise on his arm

Where I shove my elbow every time you speak

Actually, bottom line

You tell the truth sometimes

And sometimes you tell the truth

Like you're pulling taffy

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Whoa, whoa, oh

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

My friend's got a bruise on his ribs

Where I poke my finger every time you speak

My friend's got a bruise on his ribs

His rib cage is now numb every time you speak

Actually, bottom line

You tell the truth sometimes

And sometimes you tell the truth

Like you're pulling taffy

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Whoa, whoa, oh

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Whoa, whoa, oh

Whoa, whoa, oh