Early 1970

Lives on a farm, got plenty of charm, beep, beep

He's got no cows, but he's sure got a whole lotta sheep

A brand new wife and a family, and when he comes to town

I wonder if he'll play with me

Layin' in bed, watchin' TV, cookie

With his mamma by his side, she's Japanese

They scream and they cried, now they're free

And when he comes to town, I know he's gonna play with me

He's a long-haired cross-legged guitar picker

With his long-legged lady in the garden pickin' daisies for his soup

A forty acre house he doesn't see, 'cause he's always in town

Playin' for you and me

I play guitar, A, D, E

I don't play bass 'cause that's too hard for me

I play the piano if it's in C

And when I go to town, I wanna see all three

And when I go to town, I wanna see all three

And when I go to town, I wanna see all three