Popsicle Toes

When God gave out rhythm

He sure was good to you

You can add, subtract, multiply

And divide by two

I know today's your birthday

And I did not buy no rose

But I wrote this song instead, and I call it, "Popsicle Toes"

Popsicle toes

Popsicle toes are always froze

Popsicle toes

You're so brave to expose all those popsicle toes

You must have been Mr. Olympian

With all that amplitude

How come you always load your Pentax

When I'm in the nude?

We are to have a birthday party

And you can wear your birthday clothes

Then we can hit the floor and go explore those popsicle toes

You've got the nicest North America

This sailor ever saw

I'd like to feel your warm Brazil and touch your Panama

But Tierra del Fuegos are nearly always froze

We've got to seesaw until we unthaw those popsicle toes

Popsicle toes

Popsicle toes are always froze

Popsicle toes

You're so brave to expose all those popsicle toes