Sparkling Diamonds

The French are glad to die for love A kiss on the hand may be quite continental But diamonds are a girl's best friend A kiss may be grand, but it won't pay the rental On your humble flat, or help you feed your, mmh, pussy cat Men grow cold as girls grow old And we all lose our charms in the end But square-cut or pear-shaped These rocks don't lose their shape Diamonds are a girl's best friend! Tiffany's Cartier 'Cause we are living in a material world And I am a material girl Ah Come and get me, boys Black Star, Ross Cole Talk to me, Harry Zilder, tell me all about it! There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer But diamonds are a girl's best friend There may come a time when a hard-boiled employer thinks you're Awful nice! But get that ice or else no dice! He's your guy when stocks are high But beware when they start to descend Ooh, diamonds are a girl's best Diamonds are a girl's best Diamonds are a girl's best friend Let's make love Yes! Oh, come on Yes! Oh! Tiger! Roar! Roar! Olé! Everything's going so well! 'Cause that's when those louses go back to their spouses! Diamonds are a girl's best friend!