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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Mark Hoppus
Mark Hoppus
Bass
Tom DeLonge
Tom DeLonge
Guitar
Travis Barker
Travis Barker
Drums
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Mark Hoppus
Mark Hoppus
Songwriter
Tom DeLonge
Tom DeLonge
Songwriter
Travis Barker
Travis Barker
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Jerry Finn
Jerry Finn
Producer
Tom Lord-Alge
Tom Lord-Alge
Mixing Engineer
Femio Hernandez
Femio Hernandez
Assistant Mixing Engineer
Brian Gardner
Brian Gardner
Mastering Engineer
Joe Marlett
Joe Marlett
Assistant Engineer
Joe McGrath
Joe McGrath
Engineer
Robert Read
Robert Read
Assistant Engineer
Ted Reiger
Ted Reiger
Assistant Engineer

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus]
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
[Verse 2]
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs
Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs
And he shit, shit, shit his pants
He's always fucking shittin' his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus]
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
Written by: Mark Hoppus, Tom DeLonge, Travis Barker

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