Weekend-Man

I'm not a hippie

I'm just getting stoned

Take me back and do it slow

Polish them rockets

Sound the alarm

Time to get this party on

Last one standing when it's over

Hey now, don't look down

I'm taking over this town

Want you to understand

I am the Weekend-Man

Oh no, roshambo

I'm taking over the show

Want you to understand

I am the Weekend-Man

Passed out in London

Awoke in Dubai

And I don't have an alibi

Say hallelujah, hip, hip, hurray

Baby, back on side again

Last one standing when it's over

Hey now, don't look down

I'm taking over this town

Want you to understand

I am the Weekend-Man

Oh no, roshambo

I'm taking over this show

Want you to understand

I am the Weekend-Man

I am the Weekend-Man

I am the Weekend-Man

Don't go wasting all your sober

Hey now, don't look down

I'm taking over this town

Want you to understand

I am the Weekend-Man

Oh no, roshambo

I'm taking over the show

And you don't understand

I am the Weekend-Man

By popular demand

I am the Weekend-Man

I'm the one that gets you banned

I am the Weekend-Man

I'm eating up your pension plan

I am the Weekend-Man

If you're the drummer of my band

You are the Weekend-Man

Tuesday's getting out of hand

I am the Weekend-Man

And I'm very pleased to meet you, ma'am

I am the Weekend-Man

Who the hell is Peter Pan?

I am the Weekend-Man

Off to Never-Never Land

I am the Weekend-Man