Talk Show

Welcome back, welcome back

To the very, very late night show

I'm your host like every night, LB, and, uh

Right now we got two of the biggest stars in the world right now

I mean, we can't go anywhere without hearing their names

Now, you two usually keep it private, but you're about to open up

And, uh, tell us how you're feelin'

See, I'm a real woman

A woman that doesn't need much

But appreciates a whole lot

And he always call me crazy, but I'm not crazy

I'm from LA where the sun's always shinin'

So a lot of people are shady

But at least I got my baby

Right, look

What's the difference between real love and fake love?

The same difference between real titties and fake ones

You could feel the difference

And even though it changes over time, it stays consistent

I ain't gonna lie though, it takes persistence

But you the one I wanna be with when the ball drop

That's why I sent for you like the call drop

Plus, I know your insecurities

And I don't mean like mall cops

I mean the type we all got

I'm never focused on my exes more than our execution

No time to be stressed and confusing

A happy home is the best to move in

Just like happy endings can be the best conclusion

My dad used to say real love can be the best illusion

Because when you think it's there, it's already movin'

And some feelings will leave before the rest can move in

And I know both of our families are divorced and suing

But look, this ain't repetition, it's evolution

You changed the theory up

You the type to have the hardest **** tearin' up

And all your friend around you try to get their appearance up

When you ain't even wearin' much

But real enough to remind me to hit my parents up

Wow, I mean, make some noise for me, everybody, make some noise

I mean, that's, that's real love, you know?

It's beautiful, makes me wanna call my wife up and tell her

You, you seem like a stand-up guy

Like he really have her best interest

Yeah, he's sweet

I mean you know when he, when he wants to be

Not all the time (Ok, ok)

Let's not front in front of all these people, ****

Don't act like just a couple weeks ago

You wasn't fucking with them bitches

Out here, disrespectin' me

I mean, you know, I fucked up too

Went through your phone when you wasn't looking

And I found out, but if we in the same house, the same building

Then you can't interrupt a happy home that's still buildin'

(Oh, ok) You ol' sneaky ass ****

Fuck is you sayin'?

Who are you talkin' to?

Never called you a bitch, but who are you barking to?

Look, you disrespecting me, calling me a lying ass ****

Who are you trying? Am I on trial?

Are you not the number one in my speed dial?

You know that you trippin'

You need guidance

You got these people inside our business, like you and I is

You probably didn't even catch that did you?

You're too undivided

You're too undecisive

You're too one-sided

You the type to kick me out the house after I buy it

And then talk to me like you're the pro

When I'm the one that's been providin'?

I hate talking about what's private when we not in private

'Cause I don't want to say nothing to piss your mother off

Since we inviting everyone in the bedroom

Let's take the covers off

And talkin' about how you fucking

What's-his-name who's so fucking lame

I wish I would've known before I took the rubber off

Got me questioning like, is this even love at all?

I used to see my future in your eyes, like the crystal ball

Looking for some feelings in the lost and found

Contemplatin'

Thinkin' how we supposed to hold each other down

If we can't even hold on a conversation

You take the sex away then what else are we left to lay in

I'm tired of frontin' for these people who ain't got our back

'Cause to them it's all entertainment

And they not looking at us like we real people

Or like we up here just fuckin' playin'

And time's the only thing we can't afford

Why would we waste it?

How are we supposed to face our problems

If we can't even face-to-face it?

What the fuck?

Fuck this shit