The Bristol Hotel

I know a fat girl, she wears a orange skirt

You give her twenty dollars and you can do work

She'll take food stamps and a traveler's check

Because her hair and her face and her life's a wreck

She wears a bright blonde wig, some high heeled pumps

She's down in the dumps so she's selling her rump

She's a hot little momma and she works every day

If you wanna pay to play, here's where she stays

She's at the

(Bristol Hotel) Room five fifteen

(The Bristol Hotel) Where that at? (Jamaica, Queens)

I seen her standing there, slutty as could be

Offering the putty for a itty-bitty fee

Every red light she'll come over to your ride

Or she's standing in the doorway telling you to come inside

The Bristol Hotel 'cause it ain't no thing

And her meat taste better than Burger King

Japanese executives in three piece suits

Glasses all foggy when they come in the place

The girlies in the Bristol, they all in cahoots

He fell asleep and got robbed and cold

Chumped his face at the

(Bristol Hotel) Room five fifteen

(The Bristol Hotel) Where that at? (Jamaica, Queens)

Party people check the story 'cause the story is ill

It's the story of two men, one Harold, one Bill

They went inside the Bristol on a Saturday night

Harold was cool but Bill felt uptight

The girlies made attempts but Harold played it cool

Never ever rush, that's the golden rule

I been coming to the Bristol's ten year of my life

Hey, yo, what the hell? Yo, man, that's my wife

(The Bristol Hotel) Room one fifteen

(The Bristol Hotel) Where that at? (Jamaica, Queens)

You see a Bristol girl is a one of a kind

And if you know her good enough

She won't make you stand on line

She'll let you inside, make you pay for the ride

Take off her pants and then it smells like somebody died

You say, "What the heck:, because you already paid

Not knowing that the guy that went before you had AIDS

Bang, bang, boogies, she was so amusing

Next week you're at the clinic getting blood transfusions at the

(Bristol Hotel) Room five fifteen

(The Bristol Hotel) Where that at? (Jamaica, Queens)

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