Snake Oil

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I want someone countin' it out with me

Oh, I like that echo

It goes right through my head

It's like

I had that happen once, but

Chemically induced

One, two, one, two, three, four

Ladies and gentlemen, attention please

Come in close so everyone can see

I got a tale to tell

Listen don't cost a dime

And if you believe that

We're going to get along just fine

Now I've been travelin' all around

I heard trouble's comin' to your town

I got a little something

Guaranteed to ease your mind

It's called Snake Oil y'all

It's been around for a long, long time

Rock!

Well, your crops'll burn if it don't rain soon

Ain't seen a drop since the tenth of June

Well, I can open up the sky

People, have no fear

If you ain't impressed yet

Tell me what you wanna hear

Well, you lost your farm so you moved to town

You get a job, they shut the factory down

Now, you sit around all day long

Feelin' sad and blue

You need Snake Oil y'all

Tell you what I'm going to do

Step right up!

I can heal the sick

And I can mend the lame

And the blind shall see again

It's all the same

Well, ain't your President good to you?

Knocked 'em dead in Libya, Grenada too

Now he's taking on a show

A little further down the line

Between me and him, people

You're gonna get along just fine

Huh-ah!

Huh-hey-ah!

It's called Snake Oil, y'all

Snake Oil, y'all

Oh, Snake Oil y'all

Called Snake Oil, y'all

It's called Snake Oil y'all

It's been around for a long, long time

Woo!

I knew there was a first taker on this album somewhere