The Horizontal Bop

Wally's getting anxious thinkin' 'bout tonight

Bruce is all spiffy lookin' wicked lookin' right

Eddie's getting spruced and Donna's getting loose

They're passin' round the bottle and they're gettin' good and juiced

G.G.'s winin' dinin' checkin' talent at the club

Skippers hauntin' second lookin' forward to his rub

The busters from the country and the hitters from the shop

Everybody wants to do the Horizontal Bop

Someone bring the record someone get the brew

Someone get a house buddy we'll know what to do

Someone tell the ladies someone make a deal

If we can't find a house then someone better find a field

Grass is good as carpet anyplace is fine

It's time to get to rocking babe it's time to make it shine

Tell 'em we'll be dancing dancing till we drop

It's time to get down and do the Horizontal Bop

Oh, yeah

They're fillin' up the corners

They're fillin' up the streets

You can feel the tension you can almost feel the heat

The music's gettin' louder the beat's gettin' fast

Summers finally made it yeah it's finally here at last

The pony cars are cruisin' on Woodward Avenue

Go and try to pass 'em they'll smoke you if you do

The whole town's shakin' from the bottom to the top

Everybody wants to do the Horizontal Bop

The busters from the country and the hitters from the shop

Everybody wants to do the Horizontal Bop

Tell 'em we'll be dancing dancing till we drop

Everybody wants to do the Horizontal Bop