Love For Sale

Hit me

Alright

Well, I got up this morning, I rolled out of bed

I felt like this dog who's been kicked in the head

Checked out my mail, there was letter that read

It said, "Love for sale, love for sale"

I picked up the phone, at everyone I could

I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book

You can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook

I say now, love for sale, love for sale

Well, send up a signal, throw me a line

Someone explain this funny valentine

It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime

Yeah, I'm one step from crazy bein' two steps behind

I called Lieutenant Columbo from my TV set

I've tried the Dating Game, I haven't found her yet

I'm hoping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet

Oh baby, love for sale, yeah, love for sale

One more time

Well, we've been living together, yeah, through the years

Two hours, twenty minutes, maybe four hundred beers

You see, you can't shop for love when you're shopping at Sears

Love for sale, hey, love for sale

I guess I've learned my lesson, it was easy to see

Well, my old lady, she played this joke on me

I never looked where I forgot it to be

There was love for sale, l-l-love for sale

Love for sale

Love for sale

Love for sale

Love for sale

Love for sale, hey

Love for sale, hey

Love for sale, hey

I got love for sale

Love for sale