Sherane A.K.A Master Splinter’s Daughter

Lord God, I come to You a sinner

And I humbly repent for my sins

I believe that Jesus is Lord

I believe that You raised Him from the dead

I will ask that Jesus come to my life

And be my Lord and Savior

I receive Jesus to take control of my life

And that I may live for Him from this day forth

Thank You, Lord Jesus, for saving me with Your precious blood

In Jesus' name, amen

I met her at this house party on El Segundo and Central

She had the credentials of strippers in Atlanta

Ass came with a hump, from the jump, she was a camel

I wanna ride like Arabians, pushing '04 Mercedes Benz

Hello, my name is Kendrick, she said, "No, you're handsome"

Whispered in my ear, disappeared, then found her dancin'

Ciara had played in the background

The parade music we made had us all wearing shades now, cool

Where you stay? She said, "Down the street from Dominguez High"

Okay, I know that's borderline Compton or Paramount

Well, is it Compton? "No", she replied and quickly start batting her eyes

How strictly I wanted her thighs around me

Seventeen with nothing but pussy stuck on my mental

My motive was rather sinful, what you tryna get into?

She didn't tell, just gave me her Nextel

Dropped the number, we chirped the whole summer and, well

The summer had passed and now, I'm liking her

Conversation we having probably enticing her

Who can imagine? Maybe my actions'll end up wifing her

Love or lust, regardless, we're fucked 'cause the trife in us

Is deep rooted, the music of being young and dumb

Is never muted, in fact, it's much louder where I'm from

We know a lot 'bout each other, her mother was a crack addict

She live with her granny and her younger two brothers

Her favorite cousin, Demetrius, is irrepetible

Family history of gang bangin' did make me skeptical

But not enough to stop me from getting a nut

I wanna come over, what's up? That's what I told her

Soon as this episode of Martin go off, I'm tryna get off

I was in heat like a cactus

My tactics of being thirsty probably could hurt me, but fuck it, I got some heart

Grabbed my mama keys, hopped in the car, then oh, boy

So now, I'm down Rosecrans in a Caravan

Passing Alameda, my gas meter in need of a pump

I got enough to get me through the traffic jam

At least I hope 'cause my pockets broke as a promise, man

I'm thinking 'bout that sex, thinking 'bout her thighs

Or maybe kissing on her neck, or maybe what position's next

Sent a picture of her titties, blowing up my texts

I looked at 'em and almost ran my front bumper into Corvette

Enthused by the touch of a woman, she's a masseuse

And I'm a professional porn star when off the Goose

I had a fifth in the trunk like Curtis Jackson for ransom

I'm hoping to get her loose like an Uncle Luke anthem

I'm two blocks away, 250 ft

And six steps from where she stay, she waving me 'cross the street

I pulled up, a smile on my face, and then I see

Two ****, two black hoodies, I froze as my phone rang

Please leave your message for 32—

Record your message after the tone

Kendrick, where you at?

Head home, I'm sitting here waiting on my van

You told me you was gon' be back in 15 minutes

I gotta go to the county building, man

These kids ready to eat, I'm ready to eat, shit!

I gotta get them food stamps, come on now

You on your way or what?

I hope you ain't out there messin' with them damn hood rats out there, shit

Especially that lil' crazy-ass girl, Sherane

And plus, you got school tomorrow

You keep fuckin' around in them streets

You ain't gonna pass to the next grade

Eleventh grade

Is that Kendrick on the phone?

Your daddy calling about some damn dominoes

He wanna holler at you too, go ahead, Kenny, go on

Hello? Yeah, where my motherfuckin' dominoes at?

Kenny

What?

You on his voicemail, damn fool

Oh

Shit

K, where my motherfuckin' dominoes at?

This the second time I ask you to bring my fuckin' dominoes

Just give me the damn phone, shit, don't hang up, damn

He's losing my goddamn dominoes

Kendrick, when you get this message, man, call me back

I need to know when you gon' bring back my damn car

This man fussin' 'bout some damn dominoes

It ain't all that serious, fuck, damn dominoes

Shit, I'ma miss my damn appointment, fuck

Fuck them damn dominoes, nobody wanna hear that

Nobody wanna hear yo' ass

Matter fact, cut my motherfuckin' oldies back on

You killing my motherfuckin' vibe