Quit Breaking Up With Me

You say it's over with a middle finger

But then you're calling before I turn off my ringer

And I answer 'cause I love to hear

You're sorry for the four hundredth time

Well

You try to leave me, but you can't do it

'Cause I'm the only one who puts up with your

Censorship

I know that secretly you love making out with me

Right after we fight

Well

We're always fixing something that was never broken

We're on and off again like sobriety

Get back together every time you're done throwing a fit

So, when you gonna quit breaking up with me?

Well

You'd think by now, we'd finally get along

But we only feel right when everything is going wrong

And we're back in the habit of cussing each other up and down

Well

I hate your daddy, you hate my mama

But one thing we don't seem to hate is all the drama

But we never can remember what the hell we were yelling about

Well

We're always fixing something that was never broken

We're on and off again like sobriety

Get back together every time you're done throwing a fit

So, when you gonna quit breaking up with me?

I don't know where you think you're going

Because you're stuck with me forever and you know it

Forever, forever, forever

We're always fixing something that was never broken

We're on and off again like sobriety

Get back together every time you're done throwing a fit

So, when you gonna quit breaking up with me?

Yeah

Oh, when you gonna quit breaking up with me?

But you know it

Forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever, forever