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Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Eazy-E
Vocals
Ice Cube
Background Vocals
Parliament
Sampled Artist
Rudy Ray Moore
Sampled Artist
Rufus Thomas
Sampled Artist
The D.O.C.
Background Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Eric Wright
Songwriter
O'Shea Jackson
Songwriter
Tracy Lynn Curry
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Dr. Dre
Producer
Yella
Producer
Brian Gardner
Mastering Engineer
Donovan Smith
Recording Engineer
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Good evening, and welcome to Eazy's playhouse, you stupid motherfucker!
[Verse 2]
Now that you got the album, what the fuck are you going to do with it, bitch?
[Verse 3]
I knew this **** back in the uh, back since the **** was little
(You lying, you lying, man)
The **** come from Compton, Michigan, ****
(Compton what? You ain't never met no Eazy-E)
Well, I'ma introduce 'em this is the craziest motherfucka
You done seen, this **** crazy, just listen
[Verse 4]
Easily I approach
The microphone because I ain't no joke
Tell your mama to get off of my tip
I have no time to give her my dick
I'm gonna hold it and walk around the stage
If you fuck up i'm gonna get my gauge and
Unload the barrel and laugh
Cause I'm putting lead in your motherfuckin' ass
Psychopathic, but the hoes are attracted
Because when I'm on hard, my dick's at least a yard
In the days of old, I was a nut
Now I need at least 3 hoes when I fuck
'Cause I do a check, nut 1, nut 2
Then I save a nut for when there's nothing else to do
Get used to the crew bitch, 'cause I would never quit
As soon as you think that's it, I'm still talking shit
[Verse 5]
I told you that **** was crazy
E boy, that's my boy, goddamnit
[Verse 6]
I got a fable that you need to listen to
It's a funky little rhyme about a bitch or two
One's Sharon, the other one's Shaun
I want to nut, but which one do I want?
Shaun said Eazy, let me fuck you blind
And Sharon said, E, I want to blow your mind
I said fuck it, I know what should be done
Just pull your panties down and I'll fuck the biggest one
And then I get the other pussy, put it in the freezer
So I can always have a on-hold skeezer
Yeah, that's the ticket, I'll do it like that
So I told the hoes to take a big step back
Took the zipper down, eyes wide, and said
Here's what I'm going to put inside
Grab it like a rabbit, grab it let's work it
But I won't love you when I'm done I'm still talking shit
[Verse 7]
That boy's good, yeah, that boy's good
That motherfucker is talking all kinds of shit
I used to get pussy like Eazy Eric every day
You're motherfucking lying, how you know I'm motherfuckin' lying
Your lying, your dick can't get hard,
Oh suck my dick motherfucker
Who you're talking to? You're not shit
[Verse 8]
Wait a minute, wait a minute, cut this shit
Hey yo, Yella boy, won't you rewind it
[Verse 9]
**** don't see I'm 100% legit
And you know it ain't about all that bullshit
It's about fuckin' this bitch and that bitch
But not the bitch with the seven day itch, like that ho
Just throwing me the pussy
She says she wants to do it like a doggy
She's bad, nobody is badder
But she got more crabs than a seafood platter
Bitch on the gank move to skeeze me
Just to say, I got fucked by Eazy
So I slapped a ho like a pimp
I might be a woman beater, but I'm not a pussy eater
So when the shit hits the fan, it's outta my mouth
You don't like what I'm talking about?
All of y'all can just suck my dick
You can quote me now cause I'm still talking shit
[Verse 10]
The boy's good, I told you the boy's good
(Hey, I knew him when he was knee high)
That ****'s got talent
You don't know a damn thing
(I knew him when he was knee high)
He still is knee high, motherfucka
[Verse 11]
Yeah, I like that part, bring that shit back one more time, Maestro
That's that old shit Z.Z. Hill, huh?
I can do the mashed potato, ****, what can you do?
Motherfucka, I can do the bugaloo
Bugaloo? That old shit been played out since 1967
Hey fuck you, fuck you
Written by: Eazy-E, Ice Cube, The D.O.C.