Riding Daphne

With my pen and paper

I am sitting at my tabletop

And once again

I think of riding Daphne

Cherry lips and curvy hips

And bucking like a quarter-horse

I sit here and I think of riding Daphne

Ooooh riding Daphne

Ooooh riding Daphne

I'll settle in

Now strap me in

You'll mount me with your bristley thighs

You'll chafe me

I'm riding Daphne

On her knees she gave a blow

Like standing on fresh fallen snow

Besmirching the sweet innocence of Daphne

In her white coat and stethoscope

She came so hard she couldn't cope

She done it in front of her bloke

Our Daphne

Ooooh riding Daphne

Ooooh riding Daphne

I'll settle in

You'll strap me in

You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape

You'll gaff me

I'm riding Daphne

Playing doctor with your doctor mate

I think we could rocked her mate

Thanks for waiting patiently

And taking slobby dregs, mate

Hope there's no hard feelings

'Bout my manmilk on your leg

She took the Hippocratic oath

She took my manhood in her throat

She knows the Heimlich she won't choke

Not Daphne

She dropped her drawers and sat on me

While watching Grey's Anatomy

And checked my prostate gland for free

Did Daphne

Ooooh riding Daphne

Ooooh riding Daphne

I'll settle in

Now strap me in

You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape

You'll gaff me

I'm riding Daphne

Ooooh riding Daphne

Oooooh riding Daphne