Mr. Telephone Man

Mr. telephone man, there's something wrong with my line

When I dial my baby's number, I get a click every time

Mr. telephone man, there's something wrong with my line

When I dial my baby's number, I get a click every time

When I dialed 6-1-1, repair service

She said, "Hello, may I help you please?"

I told her something must be wrong with my phone

'Cause my baby wouldn't hang up on me

Mr. telephone man, there's something wrong with my line

When I dial my baby's number, I get a click every time

Mr. telephone man, there's something wrong with my line

When I dial my baby's number, I get a click every time

She let the phone ring twenty times before she answered

Let me tell you what happened then

A minute later, I got the operator

Saying, "Please hang up and place your call again", baby

Mr. telephone man, there's something wrong with my line

When I dial my baby's number, I get a click every time

Mr. telephone man, something's wrong with my line (Wrong with my line)

I tried to dial her number (Dial my baby's number)

But, I get a click every time

Some strange man is on the telephone (The telephone)

He keeps tellin' me my baby ain't home (That she's not home)

She ain't got no party line, the situation's blowin' my mind

Oh, I just can't take this anymore

Please operator, see what you can do

I dialed the right number, but I still couldn't get through

Could you just check the line just one more time if you can?

I'm pretty sure my phone wouldn't be answered by no man

Mr. telephone man, there's something wrong with my line

When I dial my baby's number, I get a click every time

Mr. telephone man, something's wrong with my line (Wrong with my line)

I tried to dial her number (Dial my baby's number)

But, I get a click every time

Must be a bad connection

I give her my love and affection (She's had it all)

Oh, sugar

I just can't take this no more

This situation's blowin' my mind, oh (Blowing my mind)

Can't get my baby on the line (On the line)

I tried dialing information (Mr. telephone man)

I can't get no cooperation (Dialed my baby's number)

(Mr. telephone man) The system on the phone telling me my baby ain't at home

Wrong with my line (Dialed my baby's number)

Oh baby, I-I just can't take it anymore (Click every time)

(Telephone man) Help me out

Please, Mr. telephone man (Wrong with my line)

(Dialed my baby's number) Help me out, please Mr. telephone man