Medicine Ball

Oh my goodness, what have I done?

Oh, no, I can't believe it

It's like I've got the whole world in my palm

And I'm ready to drop bombs

Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca

It's the village in New York, right next to the Tribeca

That's my sector, homosexual dissector

Come again, rewind selecta

I said, nice rectum, I had a vi-sectomy, Hector

So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya

Hannibal Lecter in the guy section, I bet ya

I tantalize ya and in less than five seconds I get ya

They say once bitten then twice shy, well, lie next to the guy

With nine ecstasy pill and five extra

Boxes of ribbed condoms in quantities, why, yes sir

I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser

That's my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester?

Drop-kick the bitch before her second trimester

Perform the home abortion with Dexter

Then I guess I'll dig her fetus out with a wire hanger, then digest her

I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it, and where does it all end?

The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it, and where does it all end?

My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends

All my Westside bitches, throw it up

Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef, and blow it up

Man, I think that he just fell off the deep end, sure enough

So, you better change the station to keep from throwing up

Man, you seen it all before, you're all too familiar with it

There's a penis on the floor and two balls, so you know who did it

You know you with it, girl, don't front, oh, no, you didn't

I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls? Nicole, you kiddin'?

I'll pee on Rihanna, see man, I do what I wanna

Spray perfume in the sauna room, crazy-gluin' Madonna

To the La-Z-Boy sofa, fold her in two, then sit on her

Imagine the visual for that, man, who would've though I

Could ever be such a relentless prick, unleashing his vengeance

But the chick's so old, she looks like she outlived a life sentence

I never meant this rhyme to be so offensive

If you weren't so defensive, it wouldn't be, you're so sensitive

I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it, and where does it all end?

The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it, and where does it all end?

My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends

Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand

Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quicksand

Here, you need a hand, big man? Grab hold of this branch

With both hands, man, they don't understand, I'm just a sick man

Now everybody's pissed at me

Like it's my fault his name rhymes with so many different words, jeez

So, one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves

Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse, please?

"Eminem, I'm coming to kill you

Always hated you, and I still do

You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume

Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel you

You're taking this shit too far

Who do you think you are? Hang up my suit in the armoire

Every day I hate you more and more, throw down the cardboard

Let's breakdance if you think you're hardcore"

I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it, and where does it all end?

The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it, and where does it all end?

My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends

The world is mine