I Am the Walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me, and we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly

I'm cryin'

Sitting on a cornflake

Waiting for the van to come

Corporation tee shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Koo koo kachoo

Mister city policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run

I'm cryin'

I'm cryin', cry

Yellow matter custard

Drippin' from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess

Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Koo koo kachoo

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am a walrus

Koo koo kachoo, koo koo koo kachoo

Koo koo kachoo, koo koo koo kachoo

Expert textpert, chokin' smokers

Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide

I'm cryin'

Semolina pilchard

Climbin' up the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin singin' Hare Krishna

Man, you should've seen them kickin' Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Koo koo kachoo, koo koo koo kachoo

Koo koo kachoo, koo koo koo kachoo