One Normal Night

They're normal people, not like you, not like me

Please, can't we be an average family?

One normal night

That's all I want, that's all I need from you

One normal house

Without a mouse to feed a plant or two

You must admit we're not people call laid back

So can't we muse a bit and lose the basic black?

Whoa, one normal night

With normal people on their way

Just one normal night

Whaddya say?

One normal night?

To be polite, to do the least you can

One normal eve?

Can you achieve a kind of common man?

You have to swear to me, yes, promise to the core

It's almost six o'clock, they're almost at the door

On all the Addams ancestors who've ever walked aright

One normal night

Wait! This is where I first saw her

Wednesday with a crossbow

And she looked like Diana the huntress

Who?

He's just expressing himself, dear

Expressing is the poets art, just simply say what's in your heart

Lucas, your mother's rhyming again

I say we take a rain check and go back to the hotel

No!

One normal night

No, not one poem, not one inspiring word

One normal scene

Complete routine, tonight can't be absurd

Please don't embarrass me or be completely rude

Don't make a fuss about the house, about the food

Whoa, one normal night

I know it's big, but can't you see?

This one normal night is for me

Aw, he seems like a nice young man

They're not right for each other

Not right for each other?

What do ya mean not right for each other?

Was Napoleon right for Josephine?

Was nausea right for Dramamine?

Were the '80s right for the drum machine?

Who's to say, who's to say?

Was ballet right for Balachine?

Was polio right for the Salk vaccine?

Were you folks right for the mezzanine?

Who's to say?

One normal night is a perilous trick

Normal is hard to obtain

Children are crazy and parents are quick

Passions are hard to explain

But this is their moment, and this is your chance

So if you don't want to remain

Start singing of love, love, love, love

What? No, why? Ugh

Only affairs of the heart, your turn

Bringing them love, love, love, love

Yes, yes, right, good

Love lets you spirits depart

So, let the normalcy start

Protect and rally 'round

Let's aid them and abet

One normal night is what they'll get

One normal night, one normal night, one normal night

Wednesday wants

One normal night, one normal night, one normal night

Give her just

One normal night, one normal night, one normal night

Wednesday wants

One, one, one, one

One normal night

All I want, all I ask

We comprehend, we'll tend her every need

When we arrive

We'll come alive to make this night succeed

Just be respectable, don't make an odd remark

Okay, okay

Keep undetectable our passion for the dark

Just as you say

And then it's paradise right here in Central Park

In one normal, informal

One normal

Night