Floyd the Barber (Live)

Bell on door clank, come on in

Floyd observes my hairy chin

"Sit down chair, don't be afraid"

Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved

I was shaved

I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair

I can't see, I'm really scared

Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip

Pee-pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed

I was shamed

I was shamed

Uh, uh

I sense others in the room

Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume

They take turns and cut me up

I died smothered in Andy's butt

I was shaved

I was shaved

I was shaved