Sexting (Bonus Track)

Hey, this is Luda, okay?

Look, I need you to do me a huge favor

Um, can you please take your name off of your phone?

Um, my girl went through my cellphone

And, uh, she may be calling you

So, so if you can please take you name off of that

And, and just have it as a number on the voicemail

Okay? You gotta do this for me

Huge, quickly

So I'm just sitting in this rehab class

Tryin' to get myself unhooked on ass

So then my teacher asked me a question

Like, Ludacris are you over there sexting?

Ha ha, OMG, LOL, KIT, smiley faces, X and O's, LMFAO

My girl went through my cellphone

My girl went through my cellphone

My girl went through my cellphone

My girl went through my cellphone

I said, my girl went through my cellphone

My girl went through my cellphone

My girl went through my cellphone

My girl went through my cellphone

So I'm getting treated for my sex addiction

In a private clinic and I need you to be sensitive about my condition

'Cause I'm in it to win it

And I really don't wanna further disappoint my fans

And my teacher's a cougar, so I wish she'd lend a helping hand

A helping hand

Damn, calm down, BBC, TXT a MSG

After class come with me and can I get a little bit of TLC?

She replied, what the fuck?

FYI, you're gonna flunk

SMH, it's such a shame

You ain't learned a damn thing

So I'm just sitting in this rehab class

Tryin' to get myself unhooked on ass

So then my teacher asked me a question

Like, Ludacris are you over there sexting?

Ha ha, OMG, LOL, KIT, smiley faces, X and O's, LMFAO

My girl went through my cellphone

My girl went through my cellphone

My girl went through my cellphone

My girl went through my cellphone

I said, my girl went through my cellphone

(This is huge, okay, I need you to do this quickly)

My girl went through my cellphone

(She went through my phone, she might be calling you)

My girl went through my cellphone

(So just take your name off and have it as a voicemail)

My girl went through my cellphone

(Do it now)

So I'm sitting at the crib just chilling and I'm minding my business

Got a text with a tongue out from a number I didn't recognize

I replied, who is this?

Quick back got a hit back

Said this is Stacy and I've been missing you

Had to change my number

So I went and got a new phone and a new tattoo

A what? A new tattoo

Wow, ah yeah, hurry quick, can you send a nasty pic?

So I can see right where it is

And I promise I won't show my friends

She replied, well okay, BTW, by the way

SMH, it's such a shame that you ain't learned a damn thing

So I'm just sitting in this rehab class

Tryin' to get myself unhooked on ass

So then my teacher asked me a question

Like, Ludacris are you over there sexting?

Ha ha, OMG, LOL, KIT, smiley faces, X and O's, LMFAO

My girl went through my cellphone

My girl went through my cellphone

My girl went through my cellphone

My girl went through my cellphone

I said, my girl went through my cellphone

(This is huge, I need you to take your name off of the voicemail)

My girl went through my cellphone

My girl went through my cellphone

(You've gotta do it for me now, quickly)

My girl went through my cellphone

So I pull up to the club stunting in a yellow Lamborghini

Half bent, black tint, fine pussy make it a little hard to see me

Stepped out, fresh out, headed straight for the door and to the VIP

Next thing, I got a text from a freaky Latina saying, is that you I see?

Is that you papi?

So I BBMed abbreviate, yep, and before the night gets too late

Let me hit you with a little Q&A

Can I tap that ass TTA?

She replied, it all depends

It's me plus one, can I bring my friends?

And all I can think was that it's such a shame

That I ain't learned a damn thing

So I'm just sitting in this rehab class

Tryin' to get myself unhooked on ass

So then my teacher asked me a question

Like, Ludacris are you over there sexting?

Ha ha, OMG, LOL, KIT, smiley faces, X and O's, LMFAO

My girl went through my cellphone

My girl went through my cellphone

My girl went through my cellphone

(Look, I told you she's onto us)

I said, my girl went through my cellphone

(We probably only have about 24 more hours to live)

(I'm fearful for my life, and I think you should be fearful for yours)

My girl went through my cellphone

My girl went through my cellphone

(I mean, do you wanna have sex just once more?)

(Just, c'mon, just let me get it in the hole one more time)

(Hole in one, quickly, it'll be huge)

(Trust me, think we should do it)

(I mean, we're gonna die anyway, why not, you know? Ha ha, Lu)