Em Calls Paul (Skit)

Hey yo, Paul, it's Em

I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing

And I know that he's not thrilled about the video

What does he want to be starting something?

Well, I'll show him who's really bad

Paul, the way you make me feel with these calls

You should really take a look at the man in the mirror

And tell him to beat it because I won't stop till I get enough

Do you remember the time we were watching the Billie Jean video?

Well, he'll always be that Michael to me

And it doesn't matter if he's black or white

'Cause I can't stop loving him and I

Hate plastic surgeons and I hope they all fucking die

How do you like that?

And I like him, I like him a lot

I wanna touch him

But I can't

Excuse me, I'm taking a shit, sorry

Anyways, call me back

I have this idea about how I want to end the show

So, page me when you get this message, fucker

Oh and by the way, no, I don't have a new gun

Goddamn it