Walk Away

Just walk away, just walk away

There's too much wrong for you to stay

Just walk away, Just walk away

Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away

Now, he was just your average everyday traffic jam competitor

With half a gram, walkin' in the club tryin' to set it off

She had two silicon weapons of mass distraction

Nipples like screw-in cleats, damn near blastin'

Through her skin tight blouse, she's lookin' for some action

Said her hubby was out of town, and started askin' if he'd like to go to her house

I think that's when he realized he couldn't do it

Looked at her finger, a diamond from her ring

Hit his eye, he couldn't linger

He started feelin' guilty for everything they were up to

He took a deep breath said, "You know what, I'd love to, but evidently, there is already someone who loves you"

She looked at him like he insulted her, and said, "F- you

Look at your pupils, I know what that stuff do

Mr. Goody Two shoes, call me out, I'll call you out too."

Now, he was weak as her, he had a ring too

Just walk away, just walk away

There's too much wrong for you to stay

Just walk away, Just walk away

Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away

Together in their deceitful ways, embracing the lust

They got carried away like a dog, chasin' a bus

They were back at her house, in another man's bed

And gettin' freaky deaky, while the husband sped home

To see his wife, 'cause, his job had got done, early

Meanwhile, they're wreckin' the room, and talkin' all dirty, and sweaty

The hubby stopped, and got some flowers, so pretty

And a bottle of wine to spend some time with his sweetie

Gets home, sees a car in the yard, and he's thinkin' "Hmm?"

Walks up the driveway, opens the door, and goes numb

Just about the time he's gonna yell, "Honey, I'm home"

A trail of clothes down the hall, leading to passionate moans

Changed his tone, tip-toed to the gun cabinet

Grabbed a gun his daddy gave him, that he used in Vietnam

Walk down the hall, kicked in the door, said, "Surprise!"

Sat down on the bed with guns, and roses, and wine

Just walk away, just walk away

There's too much wrong for you to stay

Just walk away, Just walk away

Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away

Hubby said, "How you two love birds doing? You're havin' fun?

Don't cover up your nakedness now, What's done's done"

He made his wife call her parents, made the dude call his wife, and daughter

And told them to come over, "let's talk about life"

And then, hubby called the preacher 'cause, you want God involved

When the victim of infidelity has got a revolver

And the guests straggled into the room, one at a time

Realizing what was happening, and then wishing they were blind

He told the preacher who had married them, back in the day

That he was right, "The lord works in mysterious ways"

Then, he addressed the room, waving the gun, carefree

Saying, "Ladies, and gentlemen

You've been called here to see two naked embarrassed humans

In a bed that I bought

They were havin' great sex, about the time they got caught"

Then, he laid the gun down on the bed, so relaxed

And said, "I'm leaving, feel free to shoot me in the back"

Just walk away, just walk away

There's too much wrong for you to stay

Just walk away, Just walk away

Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away