The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man

Well, I'm waitin' at the bus stop in downtown L.A.

Well, I'm waitin' at the bus stop in downtown L.A.

But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway

Well, I'm sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am

Well, I'm sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am

I'm an Under Assistant West Coast Promo Man

Yeah, yeah

Well, I promote groups when they come into town

Well, I promote groups when they come into town

Well, they laugh at my toupee

They're sure do put me down

Sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am

Yeah, I'm sittin' here thinkin'

Just how sharp I am

I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band

Yeah, I'm sharp

I'm really, really sharp

I sure do earn my pay

Sittin' on the beach every day

Yeah

I'm real, real sharp

Yes, I am, I got a Corvette

And a seersucker suit

Yes, I have

Here comes the bus

Uh-oh

I thought I had it, a dime

Where's my dime?

I know, I know I got a dime here somewhere