Together Again

IGOR (spoken): Oh, the fantastic things we'll do. It'll be like old time. You and me. Right up there with the world's greatest pairs! (sung) Like Laurel and Hardy, Like Coke and Baccardi Like Juliet and Romeo, Ebb and flow, To and fro, Together, together again . . . Together again for the first time, We've only met in a dream! Up until now it's been the worst time, But now that you're here, We're a team! Together again for the first time,, Haven't a woe or a care, No longer a bad and accursed time, It's easy to see, You have to agree, We're destined to be a great pair! All of my life I've been stoogin' around, Nothin' to do, at a loss, All of my life I've been stoogin' around But what good is a stooge If he ain't got a boss?! Together again for the first time, Back on the track to renown, We're gonna thrill 'em, We're gonna kill 'em, You'll be the teacher, We'll make a new creature, And scare the bloomin' daylights Right outta this town! FREDERICK (spoken): No, stop it! Stop it! You don't understand. I'll only be here for a few days, to settle my grandfather's estate, and then I'm heading straight back to New York. No laboratories, no creatures. Bet you change your mind, master. C'mon, join in a . It's fun! My dear Igor, I happen to be the Dean of Anatomy at a world-renowned School of Medicine. Although I do sing a bit. And was, in fact, a Wiffenpoof at Yale. A Wiffenpoof, wow! C'mon, doc, nobody's around. Well . . . nobody is around . . . what the hell . . . (sung) Together again for the first time Haven't a woe or a care! Together again for the first time Haven't a woe or a care! This is the best time No longer a bad and accursed time, It's easy to see You have to agree IGOR & FREDERICK: We're destined to be a great pair! FREDERICK (spoken): May I? Take it! FREDERICK (sung): All of my life I've been bossing around, Mean and alone, like a Scrooge, All of my life I've been bossing around, But what good is a boss If he ain't got a stooge?! (spoken) Oh! I'm sorry, I don't wish to embarrass you, but I am a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I could help you with that hump. What hump? IGOR & FREDERICK (sung): Together again for the first time, We've only met in a dream Like Ginger and Freddie MacDonald and Eddy Like San Juan and Teddy Or meatballs and spaghetti FREDERICK & IGOR: But the pair that we cry for The pair that we sigh for, Tha pair that we die for, Is Fron-kon-steen and Eye-gore, For the first time, Together again! IGOR (spoken): Walk this way. No, this way. Really drag your foot. Can you go left more? IGOR & FREDERICK (sung): Together again for the first time, We've only met in a dream Like Gimbel and Macy Like Hepburn and Tracy Like Lombard and Gable Like good old Cain and Abel IGOR & FREDERICK: For the first time, Together again! Together forever again!