Who's Been Sleeping Here?

What you say girl?

You see what is wrong

You must be jokin'

You was led along

But the butler, the baker, the laughin' cavalier

Will tell me now who's been sleeping here?

I wanna know

Tell me baby, who's been sleeping here?

What you say girl?

Who'd ya see that night?

I was doin'

Doin' something right

Oh, the soldier, the sailor, and then there's The Three Musketeers

They'll tell me now who's been sleeping here?

Did I ever tell you I wanna know?

Hey baby, who's been sleeping here?

Don't ya look like

Like a Goldilocks

There must be somewhere

Somewhere you can stop

Yes, there's the noseless old newsboy, the old British brigadier

But you'll tell me now, who's been sleeping here?

Who's been eating, eating off my plate?

Who will tell me, who'll investigate?

There's the sergeants, the soldiers, the cruel grenadiers

But they'll tell me, now, who's been sleeping here?

'Cause I wanna know who's been sleeping right here

Was it your mummy, your daddy?

Who's been sleeping here?

Was it your auntie, your uncle?

Who's been sleeping here?

Was it your boyfriend, your girlfriend?

Who's been sleeping here?