Hollywood Tease

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Don't you like me, won't you invite me?

Take me back to your home

Do you think I'm easy? Would you like to please me

Next time you're alone?

Would you say you care, rough my hair?

Do whatever I please

Will you keep me in style, 'cause you know all the while

That I'm the Hollywood tease?

Ooh, what a lonely person you are, ah

Ooh, without me, you couldn't get far, ah

Let me be rude, do you mind if I'm crude?

I'll insult all of your friends

Never reprimand me, say you won't demand me

Promise that you like all my trends

Will you run my bath, make me laugh?

Get right down on your knees

Stare in amazement at my Hollywood basement

I'm the Hollywood tease

Ooh, what a lonely person you are, ah

Ooh, without me you couldn't get far, ah

Oh, hot dog!

Want to abuse you, I'm out to confuse you

Suck your blood and leave you for dead

Hey, I'm sarcastic, I'll treat you like a spastic

Ignore every word that you say

I'm gonna snore in your ear, spit in your beer

Do whatever I please

When I've broken your heart, then I'll quickly depart

'Cause I'm the Hollywood, I'm the Hollywood

I'm the Hollywood, I'm the Hollywood, ha-ha, tease