Have I Got a Deal For You

Well, you look like the kind

Who's got an eye for a bargain

The kind of guy who likes to shop around

Well, I got me this old heart

That I'm puttin' on the market

And I'll make you a deal you can't turn down

Have I got a deal for you

A heart that's almost like brand new

And I'll let it go so cheap

You'll think you stole it 'fore you're through

Have I got a deal for you

Well, you could search the whole world over

And never find another like it

It's got a built in lifetime guarantee

It's a one time only offer

And, darlin', once you tried it

You're gonna fall in love with it, you'll see

Have I got a deal for you

A heart that's almost like brand new

And I'll let it go so cheap

You'll think you stole it before you're through

Well, have I got a deal for you

Well, sure

I'll admit that it's been used a time or two

But have I got a deal for you