Let's Talk About Me

I'm Tex Richman, Mr. Texas T

People call me Rich 'cause I got more money

I got more cheddar than some supersized nachos

Got cash flow like Robert has dineros

I use more greens than Vincent van Gogh

I make the baker bake my bread out of dough

No, no, don't eat it though, it'll make you ill

There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill

He's Tex Richman (Oh, yeah)

Everybody listen (Here we go now)

Just how great it is to be him (Oh, it's great to be me, yeah)

He's the greatest (I'm the greatest)

You're the lamest (Woo-hoo-hoo)

Muppets are a waste of time, oh, can't you see? (Uh, uh, uh, uh)

Yeah, it's funny in a rich man's world

When I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls

If something's for sale, consider it sold

I've got so much gold, I gold-plate my gold

I even got a guy to gold-plate my cat

I don't regret much, but I do regret that

If I could start all over, I'd do it all the same

Except I wouldn't gold-plate little Twinkles again

He's Tex Richman

Everybody listen (Yoo-hoo-hoo)

Just how great it is to be him (Oh, it's great to be me, yeah)

He's the greatest (Uh, come on)

You're the lamest

Muppets are a waste of time, oh, can't you see? (Oh, it's great to be me)

I recall a heartbreaking story

About my own tenth birthday party

Should've been a glorious day for me

I'd have been happy as can be

But the Muppets were there to put on a show

They started to dance, they were telling their jokes

I didn't laugh, I didn't know how

Then my friends, they all turned around

And they laughed at me

They laughed at me

I hate you, Muppets, so

He's Tex Richman (Yeah)

Everybody listen (Come on, y'all)

Just how great it is to be him (Ooh, it's easy having this much green, yeah)

He's the greatest (Hey, sing it again)

He's the greatest (Ooh, it never gets old)

Muppets are a waste of time, oh, can't you see?

Little Muppets, time to give up your dream