Wooden Jesus

Wooden Jesus, where are you from?

Korea or Canada or maybe Taiwan?

But I didn't know it was the holy land

But I believed from the minute the check left my hand

And I pray

Can I be saved?

I spent all my money on a future grave

Wooden Jesus, I'll cut you in on twenty percent of my future sin

I'll cut you in

Yeah, porcelain Mary, her majesty's pure

Looking for a virgin territory

Coat hanger halos, they don't come cheap

And television shepherds with living room sheep

And I pray

Can I be saved?

I spent all my money on a future grave

Wooden Jesus, I'll cut you in on twenty percent of my future sin

I'll cut you in

Cut you in

Wooden Jesus, where are you from?

Korea or Canada or maybe Taiwan?

Well I didn't know it was the holy land

But I believed from the minute the check left my hand

Can I be saved?

I spent all my money on a future grave

Wooden Jesus, I'll cut you in on twenty percent of my future sin

Hey

I'll cut you in

I'll cut you in

I'll cut you in

I'll cut you in

I'll cut you in, I'll cut you in

Yeah