Be Our Guest

Ma Cherie Mademoiselle

It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure

That we welcome you tonight

And now, we invite you to relax

Let us pull up a chair

As the dining room proudly presents your dinner!

Be our guest, be our guest

Put our service to the test

Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie

And we'll provide the rest

Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres

Why, we only live to serve

Try the grey stuff, it's delicious!

Don't believe me? Ask the dishes

They can sing, sing, sing, they can dance, dance, dance

After all, Miss, this is France

And the dinner here is never, never second best

Come on!

Go on, unfold your menu

Go on, take a glance and then you'll

Be our guest, oui, our guest

Be our guest, yeah, yeah, c'mon

Yeah, be our guest, guest, guest, yeah

Beef ragout, cheese souffle

Pie and pudding en flambe

We'll prepare and serve with flair

A culinary cabaret

You're alone and you're scared

But the banquet's all prepared

No one's gloomy or complaining

While the flatware's entertaining

We tell jokes, I do tricks

With my fellow candlesticks

And it's all in perfect taste

That you can bet

Come on and lift your glass

You've won your own free pass

To be our guest, if you're stressed

It's fine dining we suggest

Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest

Be our guest

Be our guest