Ain't Got Rhythm

You keep saying that you don't have rhythm

But listen what you're doing right there

With that stamp and a book, you got a real nice hook

Sounds to me like you've got rhythm to spare

I have no idea what you're talking about

I've got as much rhythm as that chair

What happened to me was a tragedy

But I don't have to be a millionaire

Look, I got a sweet deal going on here

I got all the books that I can read

All these sweet old ladies, and this carpet from the 80's

What more could a librarian need?

Sshhh!

Besides, I ain't got rhythm

No, I ain't got rhythm

Said, I ain't got rhythm

I ain't got rhythm

You're kidding me right, you're, you're kidding me

Don't you see what you were doing right then?

That's a wicked groove you were starting to move

Mister, you got rhythm times ten

I think perhaps that you're not listening

I find it tedious to repeat

It's no big crime, I just can't keep time

I'm telling you, I lost the beat

I don't need my face on T-shirt

Or hit a power-chord guitar

They were screaming my name, I guess it's a shame

But I don't need to be a rock star

Besides, I ain't got rhythm

No, I ain't got rhythm

Said, I ain't got rhythm

I ain't got rhythm

I ain't got rhythm

Sounds like rhythm to me

No, I ain't got rhythm

Seems like they all agree

Said, I ain't got rhythm

But you're laying down

I ain't got rhythm

Some funky syncopation

I ain't got rhythm

But you got that beat

No, I ain't got rhythm

Look at them, they're stomping their feet

Said, I ain't got rhythm

It's time for you to rock

A brand new generation (Brand new generation)

Gonna rock a brand new generation

Because I ain't got rhythm

Would you just go join the band?

Ain't got rhythm

Hey, hey

Ain't got rhythm

Hey, look at-

Ain't got rhythm

Look at that trick, check it out

Ain't got rhythm

Look at me

Hey, I got rhythm!