Bad Sneakers

Five names that I can hardly stand to hear

Including yours and mine, and one more chimp who isn't here

I can see the ladies talkin', how the times are gettin' hard

And that fearsome excavation on Magnolia Boulevard

Yes, I'm going insane

And I'm laughin' at the frozen rain

Well, I'm so alone

Honey, when they gonna send me home?

Bad sneakers and a piña colada, my friend

Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a

Transistor and a large sum of money to spend

You fella, you tearin' up the street

You wear that white tuxedo, how you gonna beat the heat?

Do you take me for a fool? Do you think that I don't see?

That ditch out in the valley that they're diggin' just for me

Yes, I'm (Goin' insane)

You know I'm laughin' at the frozen rain

I feel like I'm so alone

Honey, when they gonna send me home?

Bad sneakers and a piña colada, my friend

Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a

Transistor and a large sum of money to spend

You know I'm going insane (Goin' insane)

Yes, I'm laughin' at the frozen rain

And I'm so alone

Honey, when they gonna send me home?

Bad sneakers and a piña colada, my friend

Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a

Transistor and a large sum of money to spend