In My Next 5 Beers

She said I'm gonna get my MBA

A corner office and a 401 K

A beach house and a BMW a BMW

Right after that I'm gonna fall in love

I'll get married join the country club

Well that's my next five years now how 'bout you

Well darlin' I hadn't really thought about it that much

But in my next five beers

I'll probably still be sittin' right here

Workin' on my goal to drink 'em while their cold

Livin' life by ear

I won't be reachin' for the stars

But I'll be reaching across this bar

To put a longneck in my hand

That's my master plan

For my next five beers

She kinda smiled and laughed at me

Said how you ever gonna get where you wanna be

I said "well darlin tonight I'm half way there or on my way "

And you could throw a little sunshine on this parade

How longs it been since you've been saved by a reckless boy like me

With only one care and my next 5 beers

I wanna see you let down your hair

Spend a little time with me

Tonight my jokes are free

So grab yourself a chair

I won't be reachin' for the stars

But I'll be reaching across this bar

To put a longneck in my hand

That's my master plan

For my next five beers

I work as hard as anyone

Every week until the job gets done

But when the weekend rolls around

I like to party loud and have a little fun

So while you're reaching for the stars

I'll be reachin across this bar

To put a longneck in my hand

That's my master plan

For my next five beers

To put a longneck in my hand

That's my master plan