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Toy Dolls - Glenda & The Test Tube Baby - (Idle Gossip, Klub Foot, London, UK, 1987)
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Toy Dolls
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Michael Algar
Michael Algar
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Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee
Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee
Things were looking gloomy and Glenda she was sad
Kevin had been out with Carol Sands
But Glenda she though surely
It can't be that bad, if I had a baby
Victory if Glenda she had a baby, oooeee
Victory if Glenda she had a baby, oooeee
Glenda went round to the doctors the next day
You can't have a baby, that's what he said
Glenda did not give up she's got this book to read
Of how to have a test tube baby
Victory if Glenda she had a baby, oooeee
Victory if Glenda she had a baby, oooeee
Glenda's dad had just died, and she was unhappy
If only she could have a baby
So, to the disapproval of Kevin and his mam
She signed up for a baby
Victory if Glenda she had a baby, oooeee
Victory if Glenda she had a baby, oooeee
Victory if Glenda she had a baby, oooeee
Victory if Glenda she had a baby, oooeee
(Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo)
I will have a baby, Kevin
I'll have a test tube baby
(Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-rump)
Written by: Michael Algar

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