Changing Lives (Reprise)

We're gonna prove that in this day and age, being gay isn't a crime

This is our moment to change the world, one lesbian

(Lesbian, lesbian, lesbian) At a time

We're gonna help that little lesbian, whether she likes it or not

When you're a legendary thespian

First, you help the distressed

Then, you help the distraught

We're going down to where the necks are red and lack of dentistry thrives

Why sing and dance when you can take a stance?

And know you're truly changing lives

We're gonna march until that town looks like

The end of Act One of Les Mis

You don't gotta have a Ph. D. in Psych

To know the people kowtow to the folks in the biz

We're gonna teach 'em to be more PC, the minute our group arrives

That's right

Those fist pumping

Bible-thumping

Spam eating

Cousin-humping

Cow-tipping

Shoulder-slumping

Tea-bagging

Jesus-jumping

Losers and their inbred wives

They'll learn compassion

And better fashion

Once we, at last, start changing lives

Now let's go help that dyke