phone dating

Lately I've been on some dates

With girls I've met on the internet

Always stare into their face

And it always gets too intimate

Always have too many drinks

To compensate for the awkwardness

And so I don't overthink

My appetite is bottomless

But then we get too drunk

And my decency is gone

And I'm up for anyone

So I take her to my place

But I wake up by myself

I just gotta take it slow

Take it slow, take it slow

'Cause now they come and then they go

Then they go, then they go

So I sit there on my own

All alone, all alone

Swiping right on anyone

On my phone, on my phone

I've been rushing way too much

I always do that when I'm tipsy

Can't just look, I need to touch

Even if she's being bitchy

I can't wait to find that bridge

And torch it into crumbs

I don't know what could have been

If I wasn't so fucking dumb

Every time I get a match

I wait at least two days to chat

Say hello to 54

But only 15 say it back

I just gotta take it slow

Take it slow, take it slow

'Cause now they come and then they go

Then they go, then they go

So I sit there on my own

All alone, all alone

Swiping right on anyone

On my phone, on my phone

I've circled probably two, three, four, or five

I've changed my pictures more than fingers count

It's easy for a girl to find a man

With me and all the rest who stand in line

I just gotta take it slow

Take it slow, take it slow

'Cause now they come and then they go

Then they go, then they go

So I sit there on my own

All alone, all alone

Swiping right on anyone

On my phone, on my phone