Running into Your Mom at an Aa Meeting

Driving into Horseneck with my luck in the trunk

I wouldn't know the difference but you're probably drunk

Thank god for seatbelts

We're sleeping on the couch again let's see how this goes

Your boyfriend threw a fit again and threw all our clothes

In the middle of the driveway

Hey, Mom, it's been a while

I haven't seen you since the custody trial

I've called a few times

And it rang once or twice but I couldn't

Leave a message

You're telling me you hate me and you're slamming the door

Your meds are wearing off again and you need some more

But I dumped them in the toilet

You've got a god only knows kind of look in your eyes

You're giving me excuses I've heard so many times

It's alright, I'll be fine

Hey, Mom, it's been a while

I haven't seen you since the custody trial

I've called a few times

And it rang once or twice but I couldn't

Leave a message

Now I've got mommy issues and a mind of my own

I'm always getting lonely, always checking my phone

It must run in the family

It must run in the family