I Hate Love Songs

I hate Shakespeare and Gosling

And cakes with white frosting

Two names in a heart-shaped tattoo

I think Cupid is stupid

And violets are purple not blue

I hate catching bouquets

The honeymoon phase

And letterman jackets don't fit

Your eyes can't hold stars

And you'll die if your heart really skipped

I hate love songs

Yeah, I really do

I hate love songs

But I love you

I hate pink cards with glitter

And valentine's dinner

And roses just die in a week

We were drunk when we met

So we don't know our anniversary

Whoops

Oh and I'm far too vain

To kiss in the rain

The clouds, they aren't numbered tonight

And you make me feel something

But it sure as hell ain't butterflies

No

I hate love songs

Yeah, I really do

I hate love songs

But I love you

Ooh yeah

I really do

And I'll always love you

But I don't have to sing it

For worse or for better don't rhyme

They say I got the right one, so now I should write one

But I'd rather just show you tonight

'Cause I hate love songs

Yeah, I really do

I hate love songs

But I love you

Yeah

I hate love songs

The old and the new

I hate love songs

But I love you