The Mummy

The committee, they asked me to be the one to pick the band to play the prom

I said I wanted Frankenstein

They said that Frankenstein was not a band

Could you get Dracula?

Whatever you do, don't get the mummy

Don't get the mummy, when the mummy gets drunk he unravels

Don't get the mummy, when the mummy gets drunk he unravels

Don't get the mummy, when the mummy gets drunk he unravels

Don't get the mummy drunk

I'm into Pavement, it's my favorite band

I got their DVD, I've watched it 50 times

You love me, baby

I'm more alternative than Suicide Girls

I got something in my pocket

Eagles tickets, front row

Joe Walsh, girl!

Don't get the mummy, when the mummy gets drunk he unravels

Don't get the mummy, when the mummy gets drunk he unravels

Don't get the mummy, when the mummy gets drunk he unravels

Don't get the mummy drunk

Don't get the mummy

Don't get the mummy drunk

Don't get the mummy drunk

Don't get him drunk

Don't get the mummy drunk

Don't get the mummy drunk